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Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"

Rating: 4.4 |

Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and it still wasn't working, only to make you get up from your nice comfy seat to walk over to the other side of the room and do it yourself. Invariably, after it works the first time for you, the response is, "THAT'S WHAT I TYPED THE FIRST TIME!" Obviously not.

Rating: 3.4 |

Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

Rating: 2.6 |

Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?"
Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card. So I don't think we could do that."

Rating: 2.2 |

Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?"
Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer."
Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?"
Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it came loaded with software called the 'XYZ Desktop'."
Tech Support: "Yes...?"
Customer: "Shouldn't it be called the 'XYZ Minitower'? I OBVIOUSLY have the wrong software installed in this computer."

Rating: 3.0 |

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